Phailgasm 

(fale*gaz*um)
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking

"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."

"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"

Phailgasm by Raymond Dyrimm January 10, 2009

paulgasm 

NOUN:
orgasm caused by photographs of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney

Can also be used as an adjective, i.e., paulgasmic.

Wow, that picture was so amazing it gave me a paulgasm.

That pic was paulgasmic!

paulgasm by beatleschick122 April 26, 2008

Phalgastic 

Something which is clearly phallic in nature and is unashamed of that fact.

Look at nelsons collum in its Phalgastic splendor

Phalgastic by Adsa February 16, 2006

PhailusMaximus 

Failing so hard , the person deserves the Title phailus maximus. = MAXIMUM FAIL

The magnitude of the fail is 10000x that of Epic fail.

NOOB : Look at me , i am GODLIKE!
1337zor * Boom headshot*
Spectator : hahahah PhailusMaximus.

PhailusMaximus by 13allsofsteel May 3, 2009

Ron Paulgasm 

The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.

Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!

Ron Paulgasm by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

paingasm 

1. Noun. An orgasm that is achieved solely through pain stimuli.

When Jen had paingasm while Joe was flogging her she realized she was a masochist.

paingasm by rosered February 20, 2004

Phantgasm 

An unexplained orgasm that comes without warning and feels like awesome.

My girlfriend was sitting on the opposite side of the couch as me and she started screaming in pleasure because she was having a phantgasm

Phantgasm by beanflop January 8, 2012