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the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.
"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."
Pezzed by zoeeager August 18, 2008
Related Words
Pezzel • Petzel • Pezzed • pizzel • pexzel • pezzer • Pizzelle • Pazzel • Pelzel • Perzella
Bounce something off their nut
I pezzeled an orange off connors nut

I’m going to pezzle Sean
pezzle by Itsyaboitim February 1, 2018

Pezzeros 

An enchanted kingdom in the far far never-world where it’s autumn all the time. The leaves are always changing but the trees never lose their leaves. It has never ending pumpkin patches, old bookstores, cute little coffee houses and medieval castles! The beautiful Queen of Pezzeros resides here. All hail her Majesty!
Friend: I wish I could go to a place where it’s fall every day and instant happiness.

Friend: you must be thinking of Pezzeros!
Pezzeros by b71488 August 31, 2019
a galss pipe used to smoke crack or crystal meth !
L. - ay nigga pack the pizzel
P. - fo' sho, you got the crack, right?
pizzel by baddxbxtchxdopey August 7, 2010

Pizzelle 

A delicious italian cookie sprinkled with powered sugar. Comes in different varieties but originally anise and vanilla.
Every year my mother makes pizzelles and they are the first to be eaten.
Pizzelle by lalalala07 January 25, 2011
a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.
"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.
petzele by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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