petzele

a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.

"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.

by SukeyTawdry February 08, 2014

Petzel

Refuses to make pizza with friends

I wanted to help but he was being a real petzel

by Boner813 April 24, 2021

Petzel

Petzel- 1.The all knowing one. 2.The coolest of the cool. 3.The sheila magnet

The Petzel is awsomely awsome.

by Carlos Mencia September 12, 2005

Petzel

When your Dom manipulates your legs and arms every which way while playing with you and takes you from every angle, turning his pet into a human pretzel

The pet’s Dom turned her over and pinned her arms down while moving her legs exactly where he wanted them and she was twisted into a petzel.

by SirJohnsubVi May 19, 2025