petzele

a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.

"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.

petzele by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014

pretzeled 

A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.

pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.

pretzeled by Some person July 30, 2017

Petzel

Refuses to make pizza with friends

I wanted to help but he was being a real petzel

Petzel by Boner813 April 24, 2021

Petzel

Petzel- 1.The all knowing one. 2.The coolest of the cool. 3.The sheila magnet

The Petzel is awsomely awsome.

Petzel by Carlos Mencia September 12, 2005

pretzeled 

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

pretzeled by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

pitzeled 

To quit any endeavour when not getting your way.

After my fantasy trade was rejected by the league, I pitzeled and demanded my money back.

pitzeled by davisb September 30, 2005

Pretzeled 

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.

Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”

Pretzeled by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023