Pelzel

Attacking a large difficult and complicated feat with pure wisdom, intelligence, strength, constitution, passion, laser precision accuracy and German efficiency. Rambo, MacGyver, Bobby Fisher and a Black American Express card all in one package.

They Pelzel'ed the shit out of that, can they do that again?

by MEMELORDOFLORDISTANIMEME December 23, 2022

Pelzer Sluice

God’s unholy contraption. A cruel and heinous means of torture in which a helpless human being is chucked into a machine via a conveyor belt and enters the Pelzer Sluice where the person is callously skinned alive. The skinless corpse comes out of the machine on one end and the victim’s skin on the other.

After interrogating the man for some time, the cartel leader decided to have his men take him to the Pelzer Sluice where he was consciously flayed.

by Internetica October 21, 2023

david pelzer

author of "a child called it" series. "a child called it" is a shocking memoir about the horrible abuse he endured from his mother when he was young, and how he overcame it.

you should read " a child called it ", by david pelzer.

by squeak95 December 14, 2008

petzele

a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.

"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.

by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014

pexzel

A highschooler who spends hours writing code, making videos, and having fun playing video games with his friends. They like Ramen noodles and Doritos. They also hate simps and don't tend to swear. Although as they are a fun friend to hang around, they are very fragile and get's too much into deep thought.

"What the heck pexzel!"

by anonymous user101010 October 26, 2020

Pelzer

A small town located in the upstate area of South Carolina, USA. Founded by Francis J. Pelzer in the 1800's, owner of the Pelzer mills and co-owner of the Pelzer Manufacturing Co., Pelzer is a town located along the Saluda River in eastern Anderson County. The town was originally a mill town divided into two portions, the upper and lower sections, both with their own mill village. Today, the mill villages exist; however the mills no longer stand except for a couple of brick buildings and remains along the Saluda River.

The latitude of Pelzer is 34.642N. The longitude is -82.456W.

Closest Towns: West Pelzer, Williamston, Belton, Honea Path, and Piedmont

Take highway 20, from Greenville County, and once you cross the Saluda River, you are in the small town of Pelzer.

by Pelzer October 18, 2009

Pelzer

A small, podunk town in the Upstate of South Carolina full of incestuous rednecks, drunks, child molesters, common criminals, meth heads, welfare cases, and generally the lowest rung of life as we know it on Earth...It has 97 people per the Census and most are related. There are two millionaires who live in the town whose family formerly owned the mills that once dominated the local economy when the town had nearly 10x the population...and they grossly inflate all income statistics. Never drive through it with plates other than SC...the cops will cornhole you and send your car to a chop shop. They go through a new Police Chief every year due to corruption. Once considered as a target range by the Air Force due to its close proximity to Donaldson Center, it would be put to better use that way.

The other day we drove through Pelzer with our windows up but we still smelled the turds a homeless man was eating off the ground.

"Dude, you're through Pelzer? Are you high?"
"Nope, just looking to score a rock over yonder in Pelzer"
"Well Pelzer's the right place."

More social services and domestic dispute police calls per capita are to Pelzer than any other municipality in the area.

by Olive Vaggs June 20, 2011