The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

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Petzu • Petrus • petunia • petulant • Petz • petula • peezus • Petrude • Petruschka • petruta

Petula

A feminine name used most commonly in Latin based languages commonly accepted to mean ‘to seek’ or ‘to go forward’ from interpretation of the Latin word Petulare. The use of similar names can be traced back to early Tribal or Sanskrit Languages. This perhaps contributes the foreign or exotic ring to the name Petula. The exact origin of the name is a combination of similar syllables all having in common a mystical, desired or sought after quality.

Patala of Sanskrit origin- an underworld kingdom of ageless and shimmering radiance, described as more beautiful even than the heavens or the earth.

Patala in Hindi means Godess Durga the Warrior aspect of the Divine Mother.
Betula of Arabic or Hebrew origin – a pure or virgin girl.

Tulla in Irish - a higher ground or hill
Tula in Tagalog- means speech and song or poem
Tula in early Aztec- meant cultured person or urbanite and then defending warrior to Mesoamerican attackers.

Sound and phonetic analysis of the syllables in the name Petula suggest the emotional meaning of the name to be ‘Wordly and Universal’ with supporting features derived from expansive, ambitious, passionate, serious, and perhaps volatile or unpredictable.

1. That girl is Petula

Petula by namekeeper May 5, 2013

petuh

Literary a rooster. Russian prison slang. Very rude. It means humiliated male prisoner being sexually abused.

Ey ti, petuh ebaniy, za scheku vozmesh? - Hey you, fucking faggot, how about a blowjob?

petuh by hunter23rus June 10, 2018

Pethurupillai

Pethurupillai is the best surname one could have. It represents the elite rachi's and rachi's. sUush. There is a history that one day, long ago, a guy named Pethurupillai fought a bear with his bear hands, and from then, all his descendents became warriors, magical beings and overall amazing humans. If you ever meet someone with this surname, DO NOT let them go. They are extremely special super humans who will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

person 1: I met this person called Pethurupillai...
person 2: PETHURUPILLAI?! wow, you are one lucky person, person 1.

Pethurupillai by anonymous December 10, 2020

John Petrucci

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.

John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

John Petrucci by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008

Petruska

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).

After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.

Petruska by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026