The highest honour awarded to garbage collectors and street cleaners. (see also Literary Agent)
Bob won the Literary award for having the cleanest street in London.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Ok, so u know like when u get a big mac, its pretty nasty right? yeah f that. Better get that damn wendys brufegegegrgrger rbecause it better yeah.
Yo, lets go get that literary burgur from Wendys
by smaarty man January 16, 2020
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Pertaining to literature.
Also the way stupid people spell "literally" as well as the way AZNs say the world.
Dumb guy writing something: Aryan literary means noble in Persian.
by Literary February 18, 2009
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Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.
John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."

Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"

John Howard: "......."

Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"

John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"

Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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When you read a book, and a big plot twist, or a big surprise happens that makes you go ''Oh my God!''
Taffy: I was reading the seventh Harry Potter,and when I found out that Snape was actually a good guy, I had a literary orgasm.

Jenn: I know! So did I!
by LadyLove66 December 23, 2010
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When someone quotes him or herself.
Yesterday, Brian put his own, apparently funny quote, on his AIM profile. There should be some decency law against literary masturbation like that.
by ricebagg July 29, 2004
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A form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college English teachers. It involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. Has been outlawed in some European countries.
I want you all to read Homer's Illiad, then write a 13-15 page report on its relation to the condition of Asia at the time. It will be due next week.
by ntg85 November 17, 2003
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