Petrude

A person you meet in a dark alley or otherwise known as Phil Lester

Person 1: Oh, who's that?
Person 2: That's Petrude
Person 3: No, that's Phil...
Person 2: No, it's Petrude

by MarkitheMeme July 8, 2016

PETRÚDE

The southern way of saying penis

jerry got a small ass petrúde

by victoriabella2345 November 2, 2017

Petrúde

The country way of saying penis

Yerry has a small petrúde

by Becca12234 November 5, 2017

Petruzelli'ed

Being knocked unconscious by a significantly smaller man; pink hair is optional.

Juan Bobo: Big Bob got totally Petruzelli'ed last night by some pipsqueak!

by jonisgood June 26, 2009

Petrides

a school with people.

Person 1: where do you go to school?
Person 2: I don't go to a school I go to PETRIDES.

by theguywiththeface July 15, 2010

petrudeness

The state of being fat; fatness.

1) Look at that woman with her petrudeness.
2) Her petrudeness cause the ground to shake as she walked.

by R McL February 29, 2008

Petrides

A school filled wit fake ass people who run they mouth 2 much such as Jaden Jacobs. The school I’s filled with pussy bitches.

U go to petrides ewwww

by Mark Rodman March 11, 2019