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A person you meet in a dark alley or otherwise known as Phil Lester
Person 1: Oh, who's that?
Person 2: That's Petrude
Person 3: No, that's Phil...
Person 2: No, it's Petrude
Petrude by MarkitheMeme July 8, 2016
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PETRÚDE 

The southern way of saying penis
jerry got a small ass petrúde
PETRÚDE by victoriabella2345 November 2, 2017
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Petrúde 

The country way of saying penis
Yerry has a small petrúde
Petrúde by Becca12234 November 5, 2017

Petruzelli'ed

Being knocked unconscious by a significantly smaller man; pink hair is optional.
Juan Bobo: Big Bob got totally Petruzelli'ed last night by some pipsqueak!
Petruzelli'ed by jonisgood June 26, 2009
a school with people.
Person 1: where do you go to school?
Person 2: I don't go to a school I go to PETRIDES.
Petrides by theguywiththeface July 15, 2010

petrudeness 

1) Look at that woman with her petrudeness.
2) Her petrudeness cause the ground to shake as she walked.
petrudeness by R McL February 29, 2008
A school filled wit fake ass people who run they mouth 2 much such as Jaden Jacobs. The school I’s filled with pussy bitches.
U go to petrides ewwww
Petrides by Mark Rodman March 11, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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