petunia

1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for "great"

Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!

Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some

by marcus4321 November 26, 2011

petunia

Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.

Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!

by Milot October 21, 2004

petunia

An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.

I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!

by Jammer69 May 17, 2005

Petunia

1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.

"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"

by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 19, 2009

Petunia

A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.

Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia

by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John October 08, 2008

Petunia

The most sassy, hateful, mother like human in the world. Usually has the voice of a five year old brat but tries to be loving. She may also go by Brianna or Breanna.

Person 1: Hey petunia!
Person 2: I'm Breanna
Person 1: Whatever you say Petunia!!

by Kill myself pls May 29, 2018