Petuah

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Someone who is friends with Arkham Aka Clapping. A Petuah is usually a person of Australian and Canadian descent who is 5% Gorgeous, 5% Smart, 5% Australian, 10% Canadian, 1% Funny, 74% Clappings Friend.

Hey look! It's Clappings friend Petuah!!!!

Petuah by TheyCallMeArkham September 15, 2025

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petuh

Literary a rooster. Russian prison slang. Very rude. It means humiliated male prisoner being sexually abused.

Ey ti, petuh ebaniy, za scheku vozmesh? - Hey you, fucking faggot, how about a blowjob?

petuh by hunter23rus June 10, 2018

Petah Tikva

A fictional city that supposedly exists in Israel.

* I'm visiting a friend in Petah Tikva.
*Petah what? I haven't heard of such a place.

Petah Tikva by newbeaver2 June 26, 2022

Petah. The horse is here.

A famous line from the hit show Family Guy, delivered by Lois Griffin in the episode (idk lol) while everyone was at the dinner table. The horse walked into the dining room and lois delivered this line.

(a horse walks into the kitchen)
"...Petah. The horse is here."
(petah turns to the horse)
"FUCK YOU"

Petah. The horse is here. by Idniont June 16, 2023

Petushka

Petushka is a Russian folk puppet character from back in the 17th century. Petushkas were either marionettes, or handiwork puppets. Traditionally the Petushka was a kind of a court jester adorned in a red dress, red kercheif, and often a comical long nose.

Frank Zappa played a Petushka
Traditional Petuskis are hilarious
Petrushka
Petusha
Petushki
Petrushki

Petushka by thepuppetknows May 6, 2013

petuar

Petuar is a nickname for Peter or Pete

Whenever you see a derp-ass wolf you would call it a "Moon Moon" - whenever a Peter or Pete acts silly you would call him "Petuar"

"I'm getting real tired of your shit Petuar"
"Goddanm Petuar, not again!"

petuar by CookieTheBadass October 7, 2015

Pan-Petual

You like the animal for its personality and quirks not for its species.

You do not have pet preferences based on physical traits.

Q. Are you a cat or dog person?

A. Neither, I'm Pan-Petual.

Pan-Petual by Miss Chiph January 27, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026