Petuah

Someone who is friends with Arkham Aka Clapping. A Petuah is usually a person of Australian and Canadian descent who is 5% Gorgeous, 5% Smart, 5% Australian, 10% Canadian, 1% Funny, 74% Clappings Friend.

Hey look! It's Clappings friend Petuah!!!!

Petuah by TheyCallMeArkham September 15, 2025

petuh 

Literary a rooster. Russian prison slang. Very rude. It means humiliated male prisoner being sexually abused.

Ey ti, petuh ebaniy, za scheku vozmesh? - Hey you, fucking faggot, how about a blowjob?

petuh by hunter23rus June 10, 2018

Petah Tikva 

A fictional city that supposedly exists in Israel.

* I'm visiting a friend in Petah Tikva.
*Petah what? I haven't heard of such a place.

Petah Tikva by newbeaver2 June 26, 2022

Petah. The horse is here. 

A famous line from the hit show Family Guy, delivered by Lois Griffin in the episode (idk lol) while everyone was at the dinner table. The horse walked into the dining room and lois delivered this line.

(a horse walks into the kitchen)
"...Petah. The horse is here."
(petah turns to the horse)
"FUCK YOU"

Petah. The horse is here. by Idniont June 16, 2023

Petushka 

Petushka is a Russian folk puppet character from back in the 17th century. Petushkas were either marionettes, or handiwork puppets. Traditionally the Petushka was a kind of a court jester adorned in a red dress, red kercheif, and often a comical long nose.

Frank Zappa played a Petushka
Traditional Petuskis are hilarious
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Petushka by thepuppetknows May 6, 2013

petuar 

Petuar is a nickname for Peter or Pete

Whenever you see a derp-ass wolf you would call it a "Moon Moon" - whenever a Peter or Pete acts silly you would call him "Petuar"

"I'm getting real tired of your shit Petuar"
"Goddanm Petuar, not again!"

petuar by CookieTheBadass October 7, 2015

Pan-Petual 

You like the animal for its personality and quirks not for its species.

You do not have pet preferences based on physical traits.

Q. Are you a cat or dog person?

A. Neither, I'm Pan-Petual.

Pan-Petual by Miss Chiph January 27, 2023