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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
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Pebius
Friend: Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?
Me: Pebius
pebius by Pebius November 6, 2020

Petruska 

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).
After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.
Petruska by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015
penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.
"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."
penius by CorradoGong June 24, 2009
(slang) noun: in Filipino (Tagalog), referring to a procrastinator or a person who habitually unwinds.
can also be used as an adjective.

verb: to procrastinate; to take a break from work or study; to unwind; relax.
noun/adjective: Petiks na naman si Juaning, pa-relax-relax lang, hindi inaasikaso trabaho n'ya.

- Juaning is being a petiks again now, he's just bumming around and not giving attention to his work.

verb: Kanina ka pa busy d'yan, pare, pumetiks ka muna, halika, mag-softdrinks muna tayo.

- You've been so busy, dude, do the petiks thing and let's have some drinks for a while.
petiks by Petikz_prince December 20, 2010
A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.
My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.
Petist by Shane0 May 29, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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