Petius

The absolute most based fella on this PLANET and God's gift to woman!!!
Combination of Paedo, Petrus and Pekka.

"I love Petius so much he is so hot and cool."
-All the ladies

by Petius Kretenski December 30, 2022

je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016

pebius

Pebius

Friend: Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?
Me: Pebius

by Pebius November 6, 2020

Petruska

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).

After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.

by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015

penius

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

petiks

(slang) noun: in Filipino (Tagalog), referring to a procrastinator or a person who habitually unwinds.
can also be used as an adjective.

verb: to procrastinate; to take a break from work or study; to unwind; relax.

noun/adjective: Petiks na naman si Juaning, pa-relax-relax lang, hindi inaasikaso trabaho n'ya.

- Juaning is being a petiks again now, he's just bumming around and not giving attention to his work.

verb: Kanina ka pa busy d'yan, pare, pumetiks ka muna, halika, mag-softdrinks muna tayo.

- You've been so busy, dude, do the petiks thing and let's have some drinks for a while.

by Petikz_prince December 20, 2010

Petist

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

by Shane0 May 29, 2008