penius

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick

Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.

by Rosseus July 27, 2008

penius

A penis which is more intelligent than it's owner.

1. "I was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn't get hard."
2. Man #1 - "Dude, I had major whiskey dick last night"
Man #2 - "Naw bro, your penius saved your ass - that chick was a straight troll."

Man #1 - "Thanks penius!"

by Spiral Dancer December 21, 2014

penius

very smart person who is a dick.

Steve Jobs, from what Ive heard, sounds like a total penius.

by blozzy September 14, 2013

penius

Someone with excessive knowledge of the male genitalia.

My girlfriend is a penius.

Most males become peniuses during puberty.

by NAYL January 26, 2005

penius

a person who's main course of study is the penis, and constantly flaunts his penis knowledge to others.

Dennis Rodman: I know more about penis than anyone in this room. I bet you couldn't even locate the seminal vesical.

preist: That may be true Mr. Rodman, but there is no reason to act like a penius during Sunday mass.

by privatemike September 19, 2009

penius

orig. from Ralph and some hollowhead.

Someone with excessive knowledge of the male genitalia.

My girlfriend in a penius.

Most males become peniuses during puberty.

by NAYL January 25, 2005