Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

Peter Port by scrappington2 September 13, 2014

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Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

Uncle Peter portion by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024

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Peter Port • Uncle Peter portion • Port-O-Potty Pete • Peternorthing • Peterporn • Peterpotomus • Peter! • peter pan • peter griffin • peter parker

Port-O-Potty Pete

One who fucks in a Port-O-Potty.
(doesn't matter if they are named Pete)

Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.

Port-O-Potty Pete by "Dingleberry-huntin Dean" Bobbit June 29, 2004

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Peternorthing

An act of producing big amounts of semen. Popularized by a porn star Peter North in the 90s.

So anyway, I started peternorthing and Ryan was running out of cups.

Peternorthing by sergsCarpet August 6, 2020

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Peterporn

Amateur hand phone porn video.

Ariel had a lot of peterporn of himself with several girls.

Peterporn by zamri June 15, 2010

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Peterpotomus

Is a marijuana smoking potato shaped creature who can only eat oreos

Ahh man gemme some oreos peterpotomus.
Hell no thems my oreos!

Peterpotomus by Billy SHIT! February 7, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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