Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014

Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024

Port-O-Potty Pete

One who fucks in a Port-O-Potty.
(doesn't matter if they are named Pete)

Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.

by "Dingleberry-huntin Dean" Bobbit June 29, 2004

Peternorthing

An act of producing big amounts of semen. Popularized by a porn star Peter North in the 90s.

So anyway, I started peternorthing and Ryan was running out of cups.

by sergsCarpet August 6, 2020

Peterporn

Amateur hand phone porn video.

Ariel had a lot of peterporn of himself with several girls.

by zamri June 15, 2010

Peterpotomus

Is a marijuana smoking potato shaped creature who can only eat oreos

Ahh man gemme some oreos peterpotomus.
Hell no thems my oreos!

by Billy SHIT! February 7, 2009