lasagne

When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.

Darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne

by Oli Archibald April 14, 2008

Lasagne

The shit Garfield eats

Tf u eating: Lasagne

by Turn around;) May 20, 2020

Lasagne

A subtle way of saying sex

Person 1: so, what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I had some really great lasagne ;)

by Starkid November 20, 2014

Lasagne

Lasagne Can Be Used As A Term For Weed

Yo My Brudda Sort Me Out With That Lasagne Ting

by Donnakabab69 February 04, 2018

Meaty Lasagne

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat February 15, 2011

Poo Lasagne

Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"

by Pupu October 07, 2005