Lasagne
Lasagne by Turn around;) May 20, 2020
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lasagne
When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.
lasagne by Oli Archibald April 14, 2008
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Lasagne by Donnakabab69 February 4, 2018
Lasagne Fuck Offer
When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
Lasagne Fuck Offer by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
Meaty Lasagne
Meaty Lasagne by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019
Punched Lasagne
Punched Lasagne by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011
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