scrappington2's definitions

Va-gi-ant

An unusually huge vagina that literally rivals that of a horse.

Kelli and I slept together last night and she has a va-gi-ant.

by scrappington2 February 15, 2021

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

Stank Beat

Wicked rhythm track-righteous drum
parts.

"Yo you ever listen real close to P-Funk's "Give up the funk"?
"Hell yeah. That shit's the Stank Beat!"

by scrappington2 October 7, 2014

Grandballin'

Sex with someone over the age of 65.

"I was grandballin' your mom all night"
"You sneaky motherfucker!!"
"Exactly."

by scrappington2 September 20, 2014

Tortured Fart

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.

"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."

by scrappington2 September 19, 2014

Hippopotapuss

A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.

"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."

by scrappington2 September 15, 2014

Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014