Petent

A pet owner

I'll never be a parent but I'll be a petent any day

by Thenewapocalypse August 10, 2017

Potential Victim

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".

"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."

by kngcn August 20, 2012

pretentious prick

Someone who boasts about their accomplishments when in fact they have nothing to boast about or when a man is hitting on a woman and lies about how big his penis is or how good he is in bed.

Oh, so he calls himself god?! Pretentious prick!

by Zecker117 November 17, 2015

John Pesenti

A Man, a myth, a legend...

The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end

by ManDarty December 27, 2011

potentidate

Someone you're interested in dating.

Someone who has potential for being in a relationship with you.

"What do you think about J?"

"He's definitely a potentidate!"

by bdazzle August 1, 2013

pretentious cunt

Someone who thinks and acts like they're better than most people and have usually forgotten their roots and where they came from.

He's a pretentious cunt now

by Urban street roamer August 9, 2016

petertot

Male genitalia having roughly the length and girth of a Tater Tot.

The dreaded combination of his Speedo, icy water, and northern wind made Phil’s petertot obvious to all.

by binthere February 23, 2010