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Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese is the language used by Pete when he’s under the influence of fire water.
Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023
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Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese is the language Pete uses when under the influence of “fire water”.
Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023

Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese is the language used by Pete when he’s under the influence of fire water.
Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023

Peteneese 

The babbling language that Pete speaks. A very challenging language to comprehend. It is a mixture of Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and a mixture of the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs. May have origins dating back to the Annunaki. Even God has a problem deciphering this language. When confronted by Pete just smile and nod your head. Do not run or make eye contact or you will feel the full wrath of his loyal guardian Caroline. She will beat you with a bamboo cane and have you thrown into a bamboo cage where you will be forced to listen to Cher trying to sing the song Believe. After which Pete will stand before you naked and complaining about his “weird little dick”. It is best to avoid this rabid little chipmunk.
Peteneese is the language that Pete speaks when under the influence of “fire water”.
Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023

peeneeweenee 

Large infestation of "cum" spots on the facial area. Also known as kareem
omg, that guy has bear kareems on his face like peeneeweenee
peeneeweenee by Georgey May 2, 2006

Petanese 

Petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. It's...

~ the toot-cute look that requires an immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.

~ that special call that brings us home from our out-and-about ventures.

~ a constant ying/yang - you watch my back I've got yours kinda thing!

Talk to us...rub our wet little noses...we'll speak Petanese for sure - even when you least expect it!
This dawg no speaka Japanese...you speaka Petanese? No? Then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!

That was some wild Petanese dude! It's like your cat knew what you were saying! WTF!

Petanese is not a learned thing...just do it!

I know Paris Hilton speaks naughty Petanese!
Petanese by Bubas-Barkery March 15, 2010

PeePeeSeeSee 

When you (unexpectedly) see your friends genitals
Person 1: Dude have you ever had a PeePeeSeeSee moment

Person 2: No whats that
Person 1: *Accidentally shows genitals*
PeePeeSeeSee by Matthew Salamunca October 18, 2019
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