Peteneese
The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese by Translate This October 9, 2023
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