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petertot

Male genitalia having roughly the length and girth of a Tater Tot.
The dreaded combination of his Speedo, icy water, and northern wind made Phil’s petertot obvious to all.
by binthere February 23, 2010
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peterotica

Peter from family guy buys an erotic book which he reads but finds disappointing. His friends suggest he write his own erotic book; this sells well from its beginning stages as a xeroxed, stapled manuscript to its later incarnation as a professionally produced audiobook read by Betty White
Books made by peterotica. Angela’s Asses, Shaved New World, Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick, and What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton. The dvd version also shows Catcher in the Eye
by Tdowns August 30, 2007
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Petertotter

A sexual act which includes three men and a strap on. One of the men will wear the strap on backwards, with one man in front and the other behind him, both facing away from the middle man.Creating the sandwich like position. All three men will in syncly thrust back n forth creating at tetertotter like motion.
WOW! Did you see those three guys doing the petertotter!? That strap on was like 12 inches long!
by Lil Bit 33 June 10, 2018
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petertop

petertop----the top of a mans dick
she could barley get my mouth around my petertop...worst head i ever got
by petertop August 8, 2010
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Petertotter

A sexual act that involves three males, and the use of a strap on which faces backwards, forming a sandwich like position. The male in the middle thrusts back and forth creating a tetertotter like motion.
Hey did you see those three guys doing the petertotter? That strap on was like 12 inches long!
by Lil Bit 33 June 8, 2018
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Peterpotomus

Is a marijuana smoking potato shaped creature who can only eat oreos
Ahh man gemme some oreos peterpotomus.
Hell no thems my oreos!
by Billy SHIT! February 7, 2009
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Petertometer

A very Special scale for people made by our one and only "the Peter", may god have mercy for him. Rates how badass you are!
Dude, you are like a six on the Petertometer!
by Vgxigduxgk November 26, 2019
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