Peter from family guy buys an erotic book which he reads but finds disappointing. His friends suggest he write his own erotic book; this sells well from its beginning stages as a xeroxed, stapled manuscript to its later incarnation as a professionally produced audiobook read by Betty White

Books made by peterotica. Angela’s Asses, Shaved New World, Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick, and What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton. The dvd version also shows Catcher in the Eye

peterotica by Tdowns August 30, 2007

Related Words

Petertotter • petertot • peterbot • peterotica • Peterpotomus • Petertometer • Peterton • petertop • peter cottontail • peter tork

Petertotter

A sexual act which includes three men and a strap on. One of the men will wear the strap on backwards, with one man in front and the other behind him, both facing away from the middle man.Creating the sandwich like position. All three men will in syncly thrust back n forth creating at tetertotter like motion.

WOW! Did you see those three guys doing the petertotter!? That strap on was like 12 inches long!

Petertotter by Lil Bit 33 June 10, 2018

petertop

petertop----the top of a mans dick

she could barley get my mouth around my petertop...worst head i ever got

petertop by petertop August 8, 2010

Petertotter

A sexual act that involves three males, and the use of a strap on which faces backwards, forming a sandwich like position. The male in the middle thrusts back and forth creating a tetertotter like motion.

Hey did you see those three guys doing the petertotter? That strap on was like 12 inches long!

Petertotter by Lil Bit 33 June 8, 2018

Peterpotomus

Is a marijuana smoking potato shaped creature who can only eat oreos

Ahh man gemme some oreos peterpotomus.
Hell no thems my oreos!

Peterpotomus by Billy SHIT! February 7, 2009

Petertometer

A very Special scale for people made by our one and only "the Peter", may god have mercy for him. Rates how badass you are!

Dude, you are like a six on the Petertometer!

Petertometer by Vgxigduxgk November 26, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026