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Shane: you’re a petite potato

Lyza: IM A PETAITO!!

Shane: wtf is that?

Lyza: It’s a petite short potato 🥔
Petaito by Imboredasf100 December 13, 2018
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harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.
"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

Couch Petato 

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
My dog Lily is a real couch petato,
Couch Petato by dkin March 25, 2016

Petito’d 

When one sustains physical violence from their spouse or significant other while on a mobile vacation (namely van-lifing)
I was on vacation with my boyfriend and was scared I was going to get petito’d.
Petito’d by Harpbru February 5, 2022
Petito: When you wish someone would just disappear.
Keep talking shit and I will petito that ass
Petito by ColoradoMack September 29, 2021

Harvey Petito

"You got a perfect score on your test"
*Sees Harvey Petito written on the front of the test paper*

Petitorial 

Adjective. Describes someone who is so territorial about their pets that they become obnoxiously jealous, defensive or sensitive about their pets liking anyone but them.
So you're dog likes me. Why are you so damn jealous? You're freaking Petitorial! Back off!
Petitorial by The Winged Boar November 24, 2017
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