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Peruvian Whistle Fist 

The art of ramming ones fist up the anal cavity with enough force the escaping air provides a loud whistling heard throughout the neighbourhood.
Jennifer’s arse whistled the star wars theme tune as her partners elbow disappeared into the brown abyss.
The Peruvian Whistle Fist was heard for miles around.

Peruvian Bear Fucker 

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.
Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.
Peruvian Bear Fucker by Duhast September 2, 2021

Peruvian Hand Grenade 

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.
"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

peruvian forest fire 

Act of banging a girl with a big bush and right before you cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.
Damn dude her vagina got burnt after I gave her a Peruvian forest fire.

Peruvian Nasal Fuel 

You can say no! You don't have to get high, it's cool! But I got flake, blues, mdma and peruvian nasal fuel!
Peruvian Nasal Fuel by SJCWoor February 11, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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