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Fake Peruvians
Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah
Fake Peruvians by Caruso March 2, 2021
Peruvian Whistle Fist
The art of ramming ones fist up the anal cavity with enough force the escaping air provides a loud whistling heard throughout the neighbourhood.
Jennifer’s arse whistled the star wars theme tune as her partners elbow disappeared into the brown abyss.
The Peruvian Whistle Fist was heard for miles around.
The Peruvian Whistle Fist was heard for miles around.
Peruvian Whistle Fist by Soupfly July 14, 2016
Peruvian Bear Fucker
The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.
Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!
That bear fucker wrecked me last night.
That bear fucker wrecked me last night.
Peruvian Bear Fucker by Duhast September 2, 2021
Peruvian Hand Grenade
The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.
"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."
Peruvian Hand Grenade by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012
Peruvian Cheesecake
When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
Peruvian Cheesecake by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013
peruvian forest fire
Act of banging a girl with a big bush and right before you cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.
peruvian forest fire by Garbage pal bitch July 2, 2014
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