Peruvians 

The inventors of Pisco

-“Hey dude, you know who invented pisco?”
-“Of course! The Peruvians!”

Peruvians by checaso December 20, 2018

Fake Peruvians 

A kid who lies about being Peruvian and traveling the world.

Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah

Fake Peruvians by Caruso March 2, 2021

Peruvian Whistle Fist 

The art of ramming ones fist up the anal cavity with enough force the escaping air provides a loud whistling heard throughout the neighbourhood.

Jennifer’s arse whistled the star wars theme tune as her partners elbow disappeared into the brown abyss.
The Peruvian Whistle Fist was heard for miles around.

Peruvian Whistle Fist by Soupfly July 14, 2016

Peruvian Bear Fucker 

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.

Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.

Peruvian Bear Fucker by Duhast September 2, 2021

Peruvian Hand Grenade 

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.

"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."

Peruvian Hand Grenade by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.

Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

Peruvian Cheesecake by Carpetmuncher. October 9, 2013

peruvian forest fire 

Act of banging a girl with a big bush and right before you cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.

Damn dude her vagina got burnt after I gave her a Peruvian forest fire.

peruvian forest fire by Garbage pal bitch July 2, 2014