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The art of permanently getting lashed (drinking alcohol) morning, noon and night. Especially used when trying to avoid the ill-effects of a hangover.
"Oh no, James has been on the permolash again!"
Permolash by BMW_86 September 6, 2011
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Permashifting 

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.
Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.
Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.
Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010

Permashacker 

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
Permashacker by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011

permashot 

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.
David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.
permashot by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008

permashift 

When you shift realities but choose to permanently shift there, unlike respawning, when you permashift you always have the choice to return to your CR.
Girl1: hey I think I might permashift
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision
permashift by your mom123412341 April 11, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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