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Permolash

The art of permanently getting lashed (drinking alcohol) morning, noon and night. Especially used when trying to avoid the ill-effects of a hangover.
"Oh no, James has been on the permolash again!"
by BMW_86 September 6, 2011
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Permashifting

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.
Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!
by A human being that slays October 15, 2022
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permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
by super adam January 15, 2010
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Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.
Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.
by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010
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Permashacker

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011
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permashot

When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.
David, you can't ride up front because Jared has permashot.
by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008
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permashift

When you shift realities but choose to permanently shift there, unlike respawning, when you permashift you always have the choice to return to your CR.
Girl1: hey I think I might permashift
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision
by your mom123412341 April 11, 2022
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