Permamoan 

Someone who constantly complains when you talk to them.

I don't want to talk to her anymore. She's a total permamoan.

Permamoan by SnowBell September 4, 2009

Permazoned 

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011

permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

Permalean 

A person unable to approach a new day without blazing a huge fucking spliff!

being constantly stoned, but still able to go to work. A healthy high! i.e
Dom's so cool hes like Snoop Dogg, they're "PERMALEAN"
being constantly stoned and doing nothing is when your "monged"

Permalean by Doiminic Simms June 27, 2008

Permaban 

To permanitely ban or stop from using.

The spammer was permabanned.

Permaban by ChipAyten August 13, 2006

permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.

1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."

permaboing by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006

permatan 

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.

Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."

permatan by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005