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Permazoned
adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.
Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011
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permaboner
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008
Permalean
being constantly stoned, but still able to go to work. A healthy high! i.e
Dom's so cool hes like Snoop Dogg, they're "PERMALEAN"
being constantly stoned and doing nothing is when your "monged"
Dom's so cool hes like Snoop Dogg, they're "PERMALEAN"
being constantly stoned and doing nothing is when your "monged"
Permalean by Doiminic Simms June 27, 2008
Permaban
The spammer was permabanned.
permaboing
per-mah-boing
noun
1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.
noun
1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.
1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."
2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."
2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."
permaboing by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006
permatan
The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.
Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."
permatan by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005