permatan

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.

Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

permatan

A permanent tan that is tattoed on

"freddy, hit me with some of that tan spray"

"georgy, just get a permatan dude"

by Dunnyshe August 10, 2017

permatan

1. A year round tan. Someone with a year round tan.
2. Abusive Someone who is obviously of hispanic or gitano origin.

1. Tabby has a permatan.
Tabby is a permatan
2. Tabby is a permatan.

by Tabby May 13, 2005

Permaban

To permanitely ban or stop from using.

The spammer was permabanned.

by ChipAyten August 13, 2006

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

permatarded

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

by b.chan March 12, 2008

Permabanned

To be removed from the Vestibule with force, and often against one's will, until the end of time.

Insert tasteless/offensive Vestibule joke here

Permabanned!

by SuperSaiyajinNess October 30, 2003