Permazoned
adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.
Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011
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permastoned
The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.
See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.
See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.
"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".
permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005
Related Words
Permazoned • permaboner • permastoned • permapwned • permabored • permacoked • permadone • Permagone • Perma-Bone
permaboner
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008
permastoned
Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"
permastoned by dirty-pirate-hooker August 4, 2008
Permaboner
an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.
Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
Permaboner by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011
permabored
The state of being bored for a duration longer than most can attain or withstand. Permaboredom can be a condition on its own or a symptom of a much larger problem.
Elena: I am so bored.
Rebecca: Me too, I've been bored like all month.
Elena: I think we are permabored.
Rebecca: Yah let's go do something stupid.
Friend #1: Joe hasn't been out of his house in weeks!
Friend #2: Yeah after his girlfriend broke up with him he's stayed inside.
Friend #1: He is probably permabored by now.
Rebecca: Me too, I've been bored like all month.
Elena: I think we are permabored.
Rebecca: Yah let's go do something stupid.
Friend #1: Joe hasn't been out of his house in weeks!
Friend #2: Yeah after his girlfriend broke up with him he's stayed inside.
Friend #1: He is probably permabored by now.
permabored by E'lena February 28, 2011
permacoked
A state of inebriation caused by excess consumption of C17H21NO4 (cocaine for laymen), resulting in self-generation of the aforementioned substance inside the nasal cavity, removing both the need for the act of purchasing and the act of snorting this substance due to permanent presence of an everlasting self-reinforcing high.
Luc is clearly permacoked... Ever since that night he pushed JP off his bike decades ago, he's just been riding that high without ever coming down.
permacoked by Hanz Neuer October 13, 2020
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