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An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
by iateyourcookie June 26, 2008
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an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
by giiiirrl please January 19, 2011
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When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.
"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."
by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009
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This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids
Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck
by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018
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Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.
β€œDude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”
by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018
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A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.
God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.
by pwner13 October 20, 2010
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