permaboner
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008
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Permaboner
an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.
Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
Permaboner by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011
Related Words
permaboner • Perma-Bone • permaborrow • permabored • permadone • Permagone • Permanerb • Permanervous • Permastoner • Permazoned
Permaboner
A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.
Permaboner by pwner13 October 21, 2010
Permaboner
Permaboner by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018
Permazoned
adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.
Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned
Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011
Perma-boner
Perma-boner by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018
permaborrow
permaborrow by Scaryberry January 21, 2004
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