permahorn

A state of constant arousal and wanton lust. Derived from the concepts of permanence and the root of horny.

Rocco: How's your day been?
Erol: Hard! severe case of permahorn.

by katherine heathcliffe February 23, 2005

permahorn

when one uses gel (or wax) in their hair so much to create a horn daily that when they don't choose to use gel (or wax) in the morning to style their hair, the horn is still there

Even though Bo didn't use gel (or wax) today, his permahorn was still showing.

by permahornhater December 9, 2008

Permazoned

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

by twinfin July 12, 2011

permaboner

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

permawhore

a super whore. a cum dumpster. a dartboard for sperm. one that likes nothing more than to take a massive load all on her tits... all. day. long. in a permanent state of sex. if she's not full of man meat, alert anyone, and boom, they are in.

damn, have you met that girl merritt? she sure is a permawhore.

by feel that October 10, 2011

permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.

1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."

by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006

permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

by batria June 15, 2009