Perhaps...

The true more devious form of saying maybe while having some class. It still makes you a douche bag if you don't confirm your answer. Ellipses add extra confusion just to mess around.
Fred: "Hey, wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
Bill: "Perhaps..."
Fred: "Is that a yes or no though?"
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by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 12, 2021
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Mario dies April 1st

This refers to the event of Nintendo pulling many Mario related games off their stores.
Jeffery: "Hey, heard that Mario dies April 1st?"
Bob: "It's been four years Jeffery since the accident..."
by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 13, 2021
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