Man: Whew! Somebody on that elevator was highly perfumed!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!
bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).
it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.
Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?