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PerfUber
When the Uber you get into has an overpowering perfume or cologne smell from the driver. A distinctive aspect of the word is that the capital letters in the word are “PU”
“Bro I seriously got a headache in that PerfUber”
“Damn that PerfUber was so bad I almost had to get out and walk”
“Damn that PerfUber was so bad I almost had to get out and walk”
PerfUber by Arsenal2019 February 16, 2019
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perfumed
Man: Whew! Somebody on that elevator was highly perfumed!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!
perfumed by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2022
Cheap Perfume
"Now the half-time air was sweet perfume", Don McLean - American Pie
"A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume" Journey - Don't stop believin'
"A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume" Journey - Don't stop believin'
Cheap Perfume by Sevensins420 May 9, 2009
bum perfume
bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).
it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
bum perfume by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021
Pretty Whore Perfume
That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.
Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?
Pretty Whore Perfume by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019
Your mom's perfume
Your mom's perfume by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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