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Perfecked.

When you keep making the same simple mistake or oversight over and over again. Particularly used by bean farmers. Also, it is from this video '4 years of Stardew Valley without leaving the farm' Time Stamp 14.14
Perfecked. by Reaper911251 December 26, 2022
Words you can keep

Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.
"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

Perfeces 

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.
I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.
Perfeces by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

Perfectenschlag 

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly
"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight
Perfectenschlag by Officefan May 27, 2012

Perfectest 

Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"

Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"
Perfectest by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010

Perfecterest 

adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
More perfect than perfection.
2.
Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
3.
When trying to impress someone better than yourself, an English major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, "you're pretty much the most perfecterest." Boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).
"Brosef, at da disco I was on the mobile version of the app... hollaing at the most PERFECTEREST beezy ever. yadadamean?"
Perfecterest by Paulthe July 15, 2011

Tankis-perfected 

He must be a Tankis-perfected
Tankis-perfected by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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