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Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.
"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

Perfeces 

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.
I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.
Perfeces by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

Perfectenschlag 

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly
"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight
Perfectenschlag by Officefan May 27, 2012

Perfectest 

Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"

Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"
Perfectest by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010

Perfecterest 

adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
More perfect than perfection.
2.
Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
3.
When trying to impress someone better than yourself, an English major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, "you're pretty much the most perfecterest." Boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).
"Brosef, at da disco I was on the mobile version of the app... hollaing at the most PERFECTEREST beezy ever. yadadamean?"
Perfecterest by Paulthe July 15, 2011

Tankis-perfected 

He must be a Tankis-perfected
Tankis-perfected by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021