Perfeces
The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.
Perfeces by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011
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Perfectest
Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"
Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"
Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"
Perfectest by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010
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Perfects
See plastics
A perfect is like an uber-plastic. They think they are the most popular people ever. All the plastics aspire to be, and are medicore copies of the perfects. They are slutty bitches and generally only pretend to be nice.
A perfect is like an uber-plastic. They think they are the most popular people ever. All the plastics aspire to be, and are medicore copies of the perfects. They are slutty bitches and generally only pretend to be nice.
Plastic 1: Omgz!!!!111!!1 *bows down* I love you hair!
Perfect 1: Thankuu, u may rise.
Perfect 2: Now go fetch me a drink *bitches to other perfects about annoying little kidz*
Perfect 1: Thankuu, u may rise.
Perfect 2: Now go fetch me a drink *bitches to other perfects about annoying little kidz*
Perfects by Mentalists March 10, 2009
Perfectshawn
Another word for perfection.Using the word perfection with the name Shawn in place of the ion in perfection.Meaning absolutely perfect.Used in reference to pro wrestler Shawn Stasiak in the now defunct WCW, as a cheap rip off of the Mr.Perfect gimmick in the old WWF.
Perfectshawn by 3 Count December 27, 2014
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