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perching 

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!
perching by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.
Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

perching 

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.
The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

fap-pechino 

When one faps (masturbates) so hard that they cum in their coffee.
Guy 1: UGH This coffee is so salty, it's like a fap-pechino!
Guy 2: Who actually cums in their coffee?
Guy 1: You never know with the internet.
fap-pechino by ctrl alt del March 26, 2011

Perching 

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.
I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.
Perching by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

perching 

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.
perching by mmalone July 13, 2009