Perchinkles 

A way of saying "perhaps" or "perchance," often used when you're feeling fancy or a bit quirky

A: "Are you coming to the party tonight?"
B: "Perchinkles... I haven’t decided yet."

Perchinkles by NobbyC84 December 14, 2024

periwinkles 

what crabs (pubic lice) are called when the take the happy trail and reach the belly button

"dude my belly buttons mad ichy i think i got periwinkles"

periwinkles by mike scizzannell November 25, 2007

Perchinkety 

noun
pl. 'Perchinketies'
An object usually forming a random collection and found on dressers or unnecessary shelving. Often kitsch in nature and forming the general tasteless bric-a-brac and ballast collected in a home. Usesless tat, the kind sold at schnorkler's shops.

(See defintion of 'ballast' and 'schnorklers' shop' for further info)

"Does the house come with that perchinkety on the shelf there?"

"Do you think I should get this ugly perchinkety for your Mum for her birthday?"

Perchinkety by R.K.Danicic August 17, 2020

perchunkle

An adaptation of "perchance" used mainly to emphasize leaning towards a yes instead of a no. If you were to say "perchance" it would be synonymized to "maybe" or "possibly," where as perchunkle would mean "probably" or "most likely."

"Did you drink my Dr. Pepper?"
"Perchunkle"

perchunkle by OtterzHaveNoLice December 6, 2024