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Pepsism

Pepsism is the religion of the soft drink known as Pepsi. Pepsism is the teachings of the Pepsi that says Coca-Cola is the devil and Pepsi is god. In fact, in the Pepsi logo, the blue is the Pepsi and the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Cokeism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Hey, do you believe in God?
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)
by watervr June 8, 2022
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Pepsimus maximus

"Yo son go grab me a cold pepsimus maximus outta the fridge"
by Razzo01 June 30, 2018
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Pepsiman

A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.
Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry
Pepsiman: “Maybe”
by Aninimity January 26, 2020
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pepsimax

a sugar free drink (like pepsi but suagr free version)
i love drinking pepsimax
by pepsimax drinker October 11, 2010
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Pepsisim

The religious act of following the lord and savior Pepsi man.
"Sorry mike I believe in pepsisim "
by Deadbeats April 26, 2017
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two [Pepsis] in one bottle

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."
Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.
by xcv123 December 13, 2014
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Pepism

Noun, describing the often cringey ideas and situations coming from Czechs. Word originates from family nickname for Josef - "Pepa", which is one of the most common names in Czech Republic.
A: Did you see that interview with that Czech skier on YouTube? What a crazy guy!
B: Yeah man, that was total Pepism, no way this could happen elsewhere!
by Mortynaut October 19, 2017
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