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Pepsism is the religion of the soft drink known as Pepsi. Pepsism is the teachings of the Pepsi that says Coca-Cola is the devil and Pepsi is god. In fact, in the Pepsi logo, the blue is the Pepsi and the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Cokeism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Hey, do you believe in God?
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)
Pepsism by watervr June 8, 2022
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Pepsimus maximus 

Another name for a can of Pepsi
"Yo son go grab me a cold pepsimus maximus outta the fridge"
Pepsimus maximus by Razzo01 June 30, 2018

Pepsiman 

A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.
Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry
Pepsiman: “Maybe
Pepsiman by Aninimity January 26, 2020

pepsimax 

a sugar free drink (like pepsi but suagr free version)
i love drinking pepsimax
pepsimax by pepsimax drinker October 11, 2010

Pepsisim 

The religious act of following the lord and savior Pepsi man.
"Sorry mike I believe in pepsisim "
Pepsisim by Deadbeats April 26, 2017

two [Pepsis] in one bottle 

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."
Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.
two [Pepsis] in one bottle by xcv123 December 13, 2014
Noun, describing the often cringey ideas and situations coming from Czechs. Word originates from family nickname for Josef - "Pepa", which is one of the most common names in Czech Republic.
A: Did you see that interview with that Czech skier on YouTube? What a crazy guy!
B: Yeah man, that was total Pepism, no way this could happen elsewhere!
Pepism by Mortynaut October 19, 2017
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