pepsimini 

PepsiMini's just small Pepsi, pretty simple Boomers might hate while Zoomers might love

Dude You should try an PepsiMini it's way better.

pepsimini by ALittlePepsiGrapeZoomer January 24, 2020

Pepsiaine 

The opposite of cocaine

Guy: Can I get a bag of coke?
Illegal pharmacist: No, sorry, we only have Pepsi (short for pepsiaine

Pepsiaine by CABAGE No2 March 26, 2022

Pepsiman 

A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.

Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry”
Pepsiman: “Maybe”

Pepsiman by Aninimity January 26, 2020

Persifini 

Loves supreme gods like Jadon

Persifini was so in love with that god

Persifini by The legit guy January 5, 2017

Pepsiconian 

A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.

Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy

Pepsiconian by Disciple of Brudda Osas April 8, 2021

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN 

A toy manufactured in Japan in 1998 depicting the commercial superhero Pepsiman that is scented like Pepsi

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN is my the last limited edition Pepsiman action figure I need to complete my set.

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN by Your father-in-law, Bob March 29, 2021

PepsiMan 

A man that only drinks cheap ass drinks and cooldrink.

"You're such a PepsiMan Jarred."
"Buy some Vodka for once,and stop being a PepsiMan."

PepsiMan by Chipys November 21, 2018