A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.
A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.
Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.