Pepsisim
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Pepsism is the religion of the soft drink known as Pepsi. Pepsism is the teachings of the Pepsi that says Coca-Cola is the devil and Pepsi is god. In fact, in the Pepsi logo, the blue is the Pepsi and the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Cokeism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Hey, do you believe in God?
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)