Pepsism is the religion of the soft drink known as Pepsi. Pepsism is the teachings of the Pepsi that says Coca-Cola is the devil and Pepsi is god. In fact, in the Pepsi logo, the blue is the Pepsi and the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Cokeism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Hey, do you believe in God?
B:Yeah! My god is the one and only Pepsi. My lord and savior..
A:what.
B:Its called Pepsism! Coca-Cola is the devil. We do not believe in such drink.
A:okay then.. (I need new friends)
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)