PensuCo

PensuCo is the title for the biggest fucking retard on Earth. Ask this nigger to do anything and he will do the opposite.

Did we really get breached by a PensuCo?

PensuCo by IGNFActions October 11, 2022

pensucket 

a nickname for pentucket the worst district on the east coast. the district is made up of 3 towns west newbury where nothing ever happens, merrimac where all the girls get pregnant also home of the classy trailer park, and finally groveland where everyone smokes weed and thinks they live in the ghetto but in reality theres like one black kid in the whole district. the district includes one tiny middle school and the high school. the sachems never win and almost all the west newbs leave to go to a prep school before high school.

kid 1: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: pentucket -_-

Kid 2: you mean pensucket!?!?!?

pensucket by grovekid February 19, 2013

pensacola princess 

Any local girl born and raised in Pensacola Florida who preys on young aviators with the hopes of marrying one as a one way ticket out of Pensacola.

I can't believe Jon is actually going to marry that Pensacola Princess and take her to California.

pensacola princess by BCK April 6, 2008

Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.

"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."

Pensacola skid mark by The buttress of Windsor February 6, 2022

Pensacola Payphone 

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

Pensacola Payphone by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 10, 2010

pensacola 

Small city on the tip of the panhandle in Northwest Florida. Founded by Spanish settlers in the 1600s, the city had been used primarily as a port and coastal defense asset. Since then, it has developed and attracted numerous military bases. Pensacola and the surrounding area is home to the Navy's flight demonstration squadron, the Blue Angels, primary flight training for Naval Aviators and Flight Officers, as well as advanced training for Navy helicopter pilots and jet flight officers.
Pensacola is known for its sugar-sand beaches, numerous golf courses (including the Moors, host of the annual Blue Angel Classic), and exciting downtown night life. Popular locations incluce Pensacola Beach, Perdido Key, Seville Quarter, McGuire's, O'Reillys, Flounders, Bamboo Willies, Brews Brothers, and many others.
Pensacola has numerous ethnic restaraunts, as well as Southern flavors, a bustling regional airport, two malls, rapid urban and suburban growth, a dedicated interstate, a greyhound track, motor speedway, 30,000+ person civic center, fairgrounds, and no less than 6 Wal-Marts in the general vicinity.

Interesting facts: Escambia County, Pensacola's home, has the highest number of churches per capita than any other county in Florida.

"Hey, wanna go to Pensacola?"

"Why?"

"Good point."

pensacola by amt May 13, 2005

Pensacola Pickle Swing 

When a male (in full erect status) lies prone on his back, pulls his erect penis down to touch his belly, then releases it thus slapping the female in the forehead whilst she licks the man's taint.

Shit homes, I totally gave that twat the Pensacola Pickle Swing last night and got my junk tangled in her hair. Damn that shit hurts.

Pensacola Pickle Swing by HotLunch August 30, 2006