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Breached 

scp server full of monkeys and monkey is king
Lets go play breached
Breached by anonymous September 10, 2020

Breached 

When a certain tiktoker decides that your grass is very green. (and your 16)
'oh did you hear about poor old mary, she got breached'

"Lancaster got breached, he went to Clarks kids"
Breached by PaulBreachfanclub123 February 1, 2023
Breached!? Who breached the US Nuclear weapon site?
Hym "Breached? What does THAT mean? The nukes have been breached guys. I don't know what that mean but it doesn't sound good."
Breached by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

breached shit 

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.
Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...
breached shit by archane January 18, 2008

breached turd 

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.
"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"
breached turd by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Breached sea level 

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.
Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"