pension

An aprehensive way to define astrology.

Dude: sup dawg studying some pension!

Dude 2: yeah

Dude 3: I like pension

by Awesome Jdl January 4, 2014

Pension

Canadian version of a 401K plan. Expect you just get it. You don't have to pay into it. However, you do get paid in maple syrup

I'm Candian - I get a pension eh!!

by RealEeber June 16, 2018

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019

pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

by Human Form July 18, 2016

Pension Deficit Disorder

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

Pension Sex

A little sex each month but not enough to live on

Dude 1: Are getting back with your Ex or what?
Dude 2: Maybe, i'm getting tired of this pension sex tho.

by EuroPinseeker October 25, 2012