penistalism 

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.

Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!

penistalism by enistalism May 29, 2016

Penistalsis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004