penistalism 

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.

Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!

penistalism by enistalism May 29, 2016

Penistalsis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014