Penistalsis
The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014
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peristalsis
Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.
peristalsis by CheesyBear November 7, 2014
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reverse peristalsis
An inaccurate alternative term for regurgitation or vomiting, typically used by grade school science teachers who don't actually understand science and use the urban dictionary instead of a competent textbook to source classroom material.
While reverse peristalsis in the small intestine can occur during vomiting, the actual act of vomiting does not involve peristalsis.
While reverse peristalsis in the small intestine can occur during vomiting, the actual act of vomiting does not involve peristalsis.
reverse peristalsis by MrScience April 25, 2011
reverse peristalsis
n. the act of vomitting. (Peristalsis being the sequence of muscular contractions that moves food down the esophagus, the reverse of which would bring food up the esophagus.)
reverse peristalsis by Android March 9, 2005
external peristalsis
external peristalsis by dashoaa February 24, 2008
Paristalsis
Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract
Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.
Concerned parent:Oh dear God!
Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.
Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?
Doctor: Actually, yes.
Concerned parent:Oh dear God!
Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.
Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?
Doctor: Actually, yes.
Paristalsis by boogaling December 28, 2012
Reverse Peristalsis
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Reverse Peristalsis by Erik Nutra-Sweet Kills Vigtec OS101 October 24, 2003
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