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Penistralia

The planet where all penises originate from.
A planet worse than Uranus.
The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.
Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!"
Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"
by Estretoseten February 27, 2015
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Penistrain

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,
Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!
by Penistrain March 2, 2010
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Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick
Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.
by Straadius August 1, 2009
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Penistration

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.
The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.
by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006
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Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
by StealthDildo September 13, 2014
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Penetralia

To penetrate the vagina or anus using your testicles.
We got freaky last night and tried some penetralia!
by TUowls January 23, 2011
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Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
by StealthDildo September 13, 2014
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