Peniskilt

A kilt for your penis Invented by Noah Teed from Memphis TN. Originated in his shower in Barlett Tennessee. Usually in a light green.

Noah Teed allows people to pay him to look at him in the shower. He usually uses a peniskilt for a extra arrousment.

by Noahteed is crazy February 16, 2019

Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penisillin

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"

My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.

by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

penispilled

penispilled is when your counter-argument to everything is penis.

Herman: actually black people aren’t the main source of crime and you’re just racist
Josh: penis.
Herman: wow you’re so based and penispilled

by kageechungles May 8, 2021