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Peniskilt 

A kilt for your penis Invented by Noah Teed from Memphis TN. Originated in his shower in Barlett Tennessee. Usually in a light green.
Noah Teed allows people to pay him to look at him in the shower. He usually uses a peniskilt for a extra arrousment.
Peniskilt by Noahteed is crazy February 16, 2019
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Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.
The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.
Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

peniscillin 

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.
She needs a shot of peniscillin.
peniscillin by Amalia R October 24, 2006

penisillin 

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"
My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.
penisillin by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

penispilled

penispilled is when your counter-argument to everything is penis.
Herman: actually black people aren’t the main source of crime and you’re just racist
Josh: penis.
Herman: wow you’re so based and penispilled
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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