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Penisdar 

A person's ability to calculate a male's penis size based on achievements, attitude and swagger.
- "Did you see the Dylan Sprouse nudes?"
- "Yeah man! I expected more. My penisdar was telling me atleast 6 inches but I was off!"
Penisdar by Key Meioh December 15, 2013

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.
Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.
Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

Penistarian 

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick
Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.
Penistarian by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penisarian

one who only eats penis...
I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian
Penisarian by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010

penisarufius 

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector
1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.
penisarufius by The Red Baron April 26, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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