Penisfart

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.

Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.

by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

Penisfart

When you piss out straight air instead of pee.

I had a nasty penisfart last night

by Apple sauss October 4, 2020

penisfarts

something that is very annoying or makes you rage

Ugh! this game is penisfarts

by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021

Penisfart

When a man fart out of his dick after holding in a fart too much.

"God ,I had my girlfriend over and I had a penisfart

by Doomslayer737 October 28, 2023