Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.

Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.

Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

Penisfart 

When you piss out straight air instead of pee.

I had a nasty penisfart last night

Penisfart by Apple sauss October 4, 2020

Penisfart 

When a man fart out of his dick after holding in a fart too much.

"God ,I had my girlfriend over and I had a penisfart

Penisfart by Doomslayer737 October 28, 2023

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penis Fart 

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

Penis Fart by The haydero April 5, 2021

Penisfrappler 

noun: one who engages in penisfrappling

noun: One who enjoys penisfrapple

noun: someone who needs more penisfrapple

Did you see the amount of penisfrapple that penisfrappler penisfrappled? Unbelievable!

Penisfrappler by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.

Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties

Penispanties by Bidoofism January 24, 2021