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Penisbeing

A word used to describe a male human not worthy being called a man.

A new word for dickhead.
Men supporting men who hate women.
Oh look, a penisbeing low key supporting hate towards women.
by Stupidlucy July 16, 2025
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PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.
‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.
by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020
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penisberg

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.
Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.
by essemmdee March 17, 2011
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Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
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penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
by serbear4u February 15, 2009
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Penising

The act of inserting your penis.
"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013
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Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis
Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

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by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020
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