penisring 

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

The Pendering by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

Penisrigues 

The real surname of any tranny that adopted a second name as “Rodrigues”.

Did you see this new tranny porn movie called “Adriana Penisrigues vs. William Carioca”? The is te best shemale clip ever made.

Penisrigues by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020

PenisCringe 

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

penisnigger 

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee

Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!

penisnigger by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009