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penis cancer 

Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs
friend: did you hear Adrian got penis cancer

Person:yeah I feel bad
penis cancer by Omb May 22, 2018

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

cancer of the penis 

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..
"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"
cancer of the penis by alcopaul August 26, 2023

Penismancer 

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis
oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace
Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Penismancer 

Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction
This person just made my penis work again, they must be a penismancer!
Penismancer by Seulo May 15, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026