Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

by Real defs March 2, 2015

Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penelesexual

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)

“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”

by -aly March 18, 2019

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

penile mouthification

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011