Penetracting
Penetracting by Paradiziacfan June 16, 2011
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One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Related Words
Penetracting • Penetrating • penetrating point (PP) • Penetrating the circle • Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma • Ground Penetrating Radar • Japanese are penetrating the Jungle • One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit • penetraction • Penetrazing
Penetrating
Penetrating by Anonymous June 3, 2003
Ground Penetrating Radar
Ground Penetrating Radar by MEGA-aaron7 March 28, 2009
penetraction
Conjunction of penetration and traction.
During sex, when the vagina dries up. Also, before sex when it is too dry to achieve easy penetration. Essentially, any penetrative act that occurs without an adequate supply of lubrication.
During sex, when the vagina dries up. Also, before sex when it is too dry to achieve easy penetration. Essentially, any penetrative act that occurs without an adequate supply of lubrication.
penetraction by Torklugnutz June 3, 2004
Japanese are penetrating the Jungle
Adjective/Verb
The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.
What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
Japanese are penetrating the Jungle by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005
Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma
A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.
A term used to describe the act of having sex.
A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
A term used to describe the act of having sex.
A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
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